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With the imminent arrival of the staff Christmas do, it is vitally important to make sure the right place is booked for the staff.
If my past do’s are anything to go by, the annual office bash can get very messy and out of control.
One very memorable office do, I remember I didn’t even make it to the restaurant. My friend and I had decided to have a few drinks before we ventured out to the restaurant. Unfortunately I drank so much that I was actually pig sick and couldn’t even stand, let alone get out of the door and go to the restaurant.
I don’t know why I do it, but it seems such a great idea at the time, and as the drink flows, my inhibitions mellow and low and behold you have an absolute mess.
For once, this year I am determined not to make a complete idiot of myself.It would be nice to remain fairly sober (not a chance).
However, if I should have too much to drink (foregone conclusion) there will hopefully be some decent bar furniture I can prop myself up against at the local pub. I know there won’t be a problem with the restaurant furniture, but you know what these pubs can sometimes be like.There are no seats and the bars are all futuristic and modernised. Whatever happened to the cosy snugs of olden days?
I am hoping that once we have finished our meal my colleagues will help me out of the restaurant. I will at least hopefully still be in one piece and still able to stagger to the local nightclub. Once in the club, I know I will be okay because there is loads of funky club furniture around that I can collapse onto.
With any luck I will be dancing the whole night and not making a complete idiot of myself. Mind you, if I didn’t make a fool of myself, what would everybody have to talk about the next day??